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Things you should know before living on the road!

  1. Everybody snores!
  2. There is no such thing as "too much room".
  3. Never pass up a chance to pee.
  4. You can, in fact, eat at Waffle House three times a day.
  5. Dress to satisfy yourself!
  6. If you don't want to go there...DON'T DO IT. 
  7. Apply the FIVE YEAR to everything. As in, "will this matter in five years if I say yes? No?"
  8. Do what you want to NOW. You are gonna be dead for a very long time.
  9. Learn to appreciate who you are, now. If you don't like yourself, moving isn't going to improve you. 
10. Go, NOW!!